Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken-crossing-the-road joke is maybe actually super dark and messed up, guys.
The chicken crossed the road because he wanted to die. Because in crossing the road he got hit by a car, and in so doing made it to... the other side. AKA the afterlife. He crossed over. Into the afterlife. Into death.
OR IS IT? Other people argue that the joke is not anywhere near as morbid as all that. That it's just a dumb non-joke: The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side... Of the road. The same reason anyone would cross a road.
I would like to believe it is not so dark... In fact I like to add variety with variations...
Martin Luther King Jr.: It had a dream.
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
I'm going to cross the road now guys so I can try out my new tires!
Nana
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