The other day I decided to try horseback riding, even though I have had no real lessons and was always a little scared with prior attempts. I mounted the horse unassisted and the horse immediately sprang into action.
As it galloped along at a steady and rhythmic pace, I began to slip from the saddle. In terror, I grabbed for the horse's mane, but could not get a firm grip. I tried to throw my arms around the
horse's, neck but I slide down the side of the horse anyway!
The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious of my slipping. Finally, losing my frail grip, I attempt to leap away from the horse and throw myself to safety.
Unfortunately, my foot became entangled in the stirrup, and I am now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as my head is struck against the ground over and over and over.
As my head is battered against the ground and I am merely moments away from unconsciousness, to my great
fortune, Frank the Walmart greeter, sees me and unpluged the horse.
I hope this gave you a smile for the day...
Nana
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