Welcome this morning with a smile! Happy Saturday!
If you don’t have a smile, I’ll give you one of mine.
Last night I made a mistake and went shopping on an empty stomach. I am now the happy owner of aisle 7.
My luck: I become a pair of jogging pants. In my imagination I expects a nice and easy life of lying on the sofa. And then WTH?! I get bought by an ambitious jogger!
I only fell for this once...
Him: Hey Diana, what do you say to a nice walk? Me: Oh Honey, that would be lovely! Him: Wonderful! Could you bring me some beer and a sandwich on your way back?
I heard the Secret Service had to change their commands. They can't say "Get down!" anymore when the President is under attack. Now it's "Donald! Duck!"
I read the mass chicken farms pump chickens full of antibiotics.
Well, that would at least explain why chicken soup is so good when you have a cold.
On those nights I can't sleep and my mind wanders... I wonder about that moment when I put a steak on the grill and my mouth waters all over from that amazing smell. Wonder if a vegans feel the same when they mow the grass?“
Then another brain thought is: being stung by a mosquito is not very pleasant. But even worse: the thought that an insect with just 10 brain cells could mess up your entire next few days.
Or... If you’re waiting to be served in a restaurant, shouldn’t you be called the waiter?
I hope I have found you a smile for your Saturday...
Nana
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