As some will warn this is the worse time in the history. This may as well be the end is soon, and we may need to gather supplies, make a plan, and or at least run around the block.
Spaghetti Palace, Riberamama, or T-Bone Willy may not be open. However, McDonalds… could be. Word has it there will be digging underground Hidy Holes, buying guns, and stockpiling clean underwear in the attic. Hours will be flying by with the question of... Do we have everything we need? Wait maybe a blender? To be sure you do not forget anything, here is a checklist: A knife: Being able to slice & dice with an added bonus of incapacitate people with ease will come in handy in any apocalyptic situation. There certainly will be someone after your last can of sardines, Dippity Do hair jell or Fancy Pants cat food. Or maybe you can just talk it out and admire the knife handle.
A map. Everyone knows the first thing to go will be the TV reception , which means no Barney & Friends, Cooking With Marley or Tata's For Tina. It will be time to return to plain paper, a compass, and getting lost for a long time. Well, maybe with a map you gain some sorts of power. An over the terrain vehicle. While people may not have a certified tank but you will be able to drive around the traffic jams while getting out of town! And...of course, your neighbors might notice owning a war tank in the driveway. Or if a hole appears in the side of their houses you will be the first one they blame. Nail clippers are most important... Several years later most people will have claws, and getting dressed for the day will be a matter of life & death. Also, you will have clean, manicured nails and anyone who’s not dead will be jealous. Outdoor clothing. You will be wearing the same clothing for the rest of your life. It needs to be functional and fashionable. Who wants to die with some stinky shorts and t-shirt. Footwear is crucial. Throw out the tennis shoes and get some boots that could be described as “Whoop Ass” for those times when you may have to "Whoop Ass"
Gotta Have Something Shiny. When the value of the coins slumps below a handful of beans, you’ll need the bargaining power of something shiny. Your credit cards will be useless, except to be used as scoop for the rice on the floor. But something bright like a spoon, Save-rite foil, & beads will be the currency for people who are starving and have trouble with cogninate thought. It will also work for those zombies, wild hogs and any children you want to leave in the woods. A cute poster Is Needed. When all is upside down, to cheer yourself up, you might need a poster with puppies, kittens or Debbie Does Dallas... Whatever floats your boat! Get a companion. If there’s anything to be learned from the movies, it’s that you will find the love of your life when the world’s ending. The benefit of finding love then will be that you’ll probably die before the relationship problems crop up. So, this kind of works out.
Good Luck With You All!
Nana
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