There I was computing my taxes this year and found that I owed $3429.
I packaged up my payment and included this letter:
Dear IRS:
Enclosed is my current Tax Return & payment. Please take note of the attached article from the USA Today newspaper.
In the article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029).
This brings my total payment to $3429.00. Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the 'Presidential Election Fund', as noted on my return.
Might I suggest you the send the above mentioned fund a "1.5 inch screw".
(See attached article - HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch Phillips Head Screw.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.
Lol! 😂
I just saw an article about the Pentagon and 'screwdrivers'.
Sincerely,
I Get Screwed Every Year
Ya know I wish this was true and I could see their faces while seeing my tax return.
I actually did submitted my tax return a week ago... Almost at the last minute as usual but... Hey when ya owe, it is not going out of my pocket until I squeeze Lincoln blue.
Have a great day...
Nana
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