Another year. Where does the time go? Well. I sincerely hope you all had as good a year as we did. Right out of the gate, 2019 has proven to be the best. year. "EVER." When I woke up last January first and fired up the old dinosaur of a laptop to check my email? What a surprise! A Hollywood agent had stumbled upon my blog, fell madly in love with me and my story, and offered me a not small fortune to write my autobiography and threw in a movie deal to boot! I even got the final say on who is to play myself and Jim. They have become dear friends and visit with us often, in my luxury home on my lake in the country. It is so peaceful here. We can fish and hunt to our his heart's content. Just this last month we had three deer in the front yard and an aquarium full of fish to scoop out when they tire of the backward stroke.
Of course we have a wood shop packed to the gill. We have spent the year clearing through the furniture and given away many pieces for families in need. We were thrilled to find each morning that we are still toilet trained and can make it to the toilet before everything runs down our leg. No Diapers need yet! No more killing the planet with diapers! Yay! Even though a cure for Jim's Deafness was developed early in the year, Jim is so confident and happy to be who he is, he's refused the treatment. I couldn't be prouder! And since we moved away from his area, we've built a new place For The Deaf up here in the wilderness. With spacious dormitories and free tuition, many have made the move and joined us. One big happy Deaf family we are. Remember Jim's feeding tube? Well... I yanked that thing on his last birthday. Really! He's been eating nutritious balanced meals without a fight since! He even requests broccoli for dessert. What formerly tube fed person does that? He's such a awesome rock star. While rest of the world are employed, Jim has been busy with hobbies... mainly motorcycles, and myself busy writing and overseeing the movie project, Great thing has happened this year, I was able to fund research that led to a cure for stretch marks, saggy boobs, and cellulite. I try not to wear my string bikini because it might be too temping to our gay neighbor! I am not so shallow that I've limited my funding to things that make me look hot.
You can also thank me for this discovery: the combination of wine and cheesecake, when taken together, in large quantities, have dramatic health benefits. I know! Who knew?
The cheesecake blocks damage to your liver, and the wine flushes out the calories in the cheesecake.
Why this wasn't realized years ago is a mind boggling shame.
So. That was our 2019.
We hope that yours was just as awesome. Can't wait for 2020!
Happy Holidays!
Nana
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